Everything is coming up Milhouse in Orlando, Florida, where Universal Studios has confirmed the opening of Simpsons Land, coming this summer. The park extension will give us a chance to wander through the streets of Springfield, complete with a Kwik-E-Mart, Krusty Burger, and Luigi’s Pizza. Simpsons Land is an extension of the current Simpsons ride, a coaster that glides as softly as a cloud – with new attractions including the Kang & Kodos Twirl ‘n Hurl. You’ll find me third-wheeling Lenny and Carl at Moe’s Tavern, sipping Duff Beer (that’s being brewed exclusively for the park).

Simpsons Land is currently mid-construction, and there’s even going to be a Jebediah statue. TP it? You better believe that’s a paddling.

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