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The Best Thing on the Internet Today: OkCupid Enemies
Terrifying screen caps from the world of Internet dating

Ever been out on a first date that was going well until your date casually mentions their predilection for bigotry? One advantage of Internet dating is that its easier to ward off the weirdos without ever having to meet them. OkCupid Enemies is a collection of the most bizarre, maddening and sometimes terrifying internet dating profiles online. Even more frightening than some of the things these guys (mostly they are guys) say, is the thought that some poor soul out there is being matched up with these weirdos.

These are some of the more hilarious silly ones. Scroll through the blog and you’ll stumble across more hate, social ineptitude and aggressive sexual bravado than you can shake a stick at. Some of these dating profiles makes meeting a stranger for coffee seem downright enjoyable.

http://okcenemies.tumblr.com

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Michael Kolberg is The Sprawl Editor at Toronto Standard. Follow him on Twitter for jokes @mikeykolberg

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