October 23, 2014
October 23, 2014
Torontonians can catch a partial solar eclipse this evening
Doug Ford said a bunch of questionable things last night
An Ottawa man threw a fit after Anderson Cooper said he wouldn’t take a photo with him during CNN’s Parliament Hill shooting coverage
No bee left behind
October 22, 2014
Ari Goldkind releases comprehensive 15 year transit plan
RIP Spongebob, The 33-Pound Fat Cat
Obesity kills

Spongebob, the 33-pound tabby that the New York Post says “titillated New Yorkers earlier this summer,” has died of complications from an inoperable heart growth. A team of doctors discovered the growth two weeks ago, but couldn’t operate on Spongebob because of how enormous he was– he would have been killed by the high dose of anesthesia needed to knock him out. Sadly, Spongebob was getting back in shape and had lost three pounds in recent weeks via a strict diet and exercise program. [Gawker]

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