As if he needed more encouragement, Justin Bieber’s mid-concert vomit incident has been cannonized by Taiwanese news animators Next Media Animation. The video features numerous close-up and slow motion shots of an animated Bieber spewing neon puke bubbles, drenching his adoring polygon fans in digital bile. It’s pretty incredible.

Justin isn’t the only one who’s been caught vomiting at work (I vomited half way through writing this article) and he certainly won’t be the last to vomit at the Jobing.com arena in Glendale, Arizona, but I’d be willing to bet that his is the only vomit that will ever be depicted as a rainbow of unicorns by the news media. That’s the sign of a true superstar. #PROUDOFJUSTIN

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Michael Kolberg is The Sprawl Editor at Toronto Standard. Follow him on Twitter for jokes @mikeykolberg

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