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Best Thing on the Internet Today: Instagramming Your Vigilante Takedown of the Lone Star Stabber
What's the most heroic filter?

You may have seen in the news today that 14 people were wounded when a man started stabbing people on the Lone Star College campus in Houston, Texas. Several reports note that authorities in the area have credited students with tackling and subduing the suspect, but BuzzFeed has done one better and posted what appears to be pictures from the vigilante’s Instagram account of the attacker handcuffed on the ground.

Around Noon EST cheesin365 posted this picture:

The caption reads: “Fuck this mothafucker stabbed 5 people.2 girls in the cheek. Everyone ran the other way I said fuck that. Me and this kid got em #lonestarstabbing #fuckthiskid #copsaretooslow”.

Shortly after Cheesin365 posted the picture at the top of this article: a selfie from the back of a cop car. Case closed as far as we’re concerned. Cheesin365 almost definitely stopped this stabber from doing any more damage, but I guess you can’t declare stuff like that unless you know for sure. (News outlets are following up with him on Twitter and apparently in person.)

What is for sure is that Cheesin365 seems pretty dope. When he’s not supposedly stopping stabbers in their tracks, he’s getting swole.

Hanging out with kids at church.

And enjoying the occasional Bud Light.

Thanks Cheesin365 for all that you do. Keep Cheesin day in and day out and know that we support your decision to Instagram your apparently heroic act!

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Michael Kolberg is The Sprawl Editor at Toronto Standard. Follow him on Twitter for jokes @mikeykolberg.

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