March 29, 2024

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Best Thing on the Internet Today: Texts To Rob Ford

By Jordan Sowunmi | November 4th, 2013
"We should burn when I get back!! Also, please come out pro-legalization so you can rock the 2014 election."Read More

Rob Ford for Pope

By Michael Kolberg | March 8th, 2013
The Vatican is abuzz with talk about a new dark horse candidate to lead the Catholic ChurchRead More

LEAKED: Rob Ford's Modest Proposals for Red Tape Awareness Week

By Michael Kolberg | January 21st, 2013
Found scribbled on a crumpled scrap of paper in a garbage can outside city hallRead More

Rob Ford Fan Fiction: Best Week Ever

By Michael Kolberg | November 28th, 2012
"Being Toronto's most-loved mayor in a generation was an exhausting full-time job."Read More

What if Toronto and Buffalo Actually Hosted the Olympics Together?

By Michael Kolberg | August 13th, 2012
James Pasternak wants TO and "The Buff" to team up in 2024 but how would it work?Read More
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