Articles by Alexandra Molotkow
Interpreting the White Stains in the Gotchies of Space
Alexandra Molotkow: "It's way better to imagine the universe might have a purpose, which we will never know for sure, but which we can have fun making up" — Read More
The Times I Was a Bully
Alexandra Molotkow: "In Grade 6, I organized a trivia game for the class and called it “Gen X Jeopardy,” which I would like to go back in time and bully myself for" — Read More
In Defence of the Guy Who Hits the Propellor in Titanic
Alexandra Molotkow: "Since then I have dreamed of a passionate love where one of us dies before we can hate each other" — Read More
A List of My Greatest Deceits (Including Dingus the Believer)
Alexandra Molotkow: "I am so afraid of lying that sometimes I worry about lying by accident, having deceived myself about the things I believe to be true" — Read More
Standard Joy
Alexandra Molotkow: What to do when the weather gets you down — Read More
On Loneliness
The utilitarian bond that connects loners the world over — Read More
Tips for Picking Up Women in Bars
Alexandra Molotkow: "The second safest sex you can have is with a guy who just got a clean bill of health from the clinic and had it made into a T-shirt" — Read More
I'm Only Mean in Ways You Don't Understand
Alexandra Molotkow: "I wanted to make fun of his loafers and then ball up his papers and stuff them in his coffee" — Read More
I'm Not That Weird (And Neither Are You)
Alexandra Molotkow: Remembering a time when you could still grow up to be a total weirdo. — Read More
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